Thursday, September 17, 2009
Sectum Sempra
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Practice What You Preach
This is another gem that I found in a parenting magazine. I have had it hanging on my fridge for a few years (it is from the September 2005 edition), and it is pretty hammered. I decided to post it here so that I can finally throw it away, but share it with you as well.
Practice What You Preach
Are you sending mixed messages about good values? See if any of these little slip-ups sound familiar.
You tell your child it's nice to help others, but you never drop anything into your supermarket's food-drive bin.
You shout,"Turn off those cartoons", but you spend every evening watching TV until bedtime.
You tell your child she's perfect just as she is, but you're obsessed with your weight.
You explain that people come in all shapes. sizes, and colors, but when a neighbor tells a racist joke, you laugh.
You tell your child to be a better listener, but you interrupt his stories to answer your cell phone.
You say it's polite to take turns, but you hog the remote control.
You tell him to control his tantrums, but you curse at anyone who cuts you off when you're driving him to school.
You say, "Use your words!", but when you're angry at your partner and he asks what's wrong, you snap, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."
You urge your child not to compare herself to others, but you get jealous if your neighbors take fancier vacations than you do.
You teach that it's wrong to steal, but you take towels home from the hotel.
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Things Every Mom Should Know (or, What I have Learned From Motherhood So Far)
I found most of these in a parenting magazine. I thought that they were really good.
1. Do household chores while the kids are awake. Using up naptime to clean the bathroom or wash the dishes is truly soul-crushing.
2. Embrace your children's quirks.
3. Put Band-Aids on everything your kids want to...why not?
4. Lay with your kids in bed if they ask. It will be too soon before they stop asking.
5. Don't forget to play board games with your kids...sure you will have to suffer through Candy Land and Chutes and Ladders, but Connect Four and Disney Scene It are actually pretty fun. And who can resist a good game of Jenga?
6. Find out all about stuff that your kids are interested in, even if it doesn't interest you. Then, when they talk about it, listen intently, and have intelligent things to say about it.
7. A trip through the washing machine and a run under the iron can work wonders on DI clothes.
8. Try to like the books that they do. It sucks when it's "Bob the Builder", but is awesome when it is Harry Potter, or Lemony Snicket.
9. Buy kids deodorant before they need it.
10. Don't administer a punishment that hurts you more than it does them.
11. Make sure you know how your kids like their burgers and eggs cooked. This will save so much time when ordering at the diner.
12. Expose your kids to a variety of foods early and often. You will squash pickiness early.
13. You're never too old to dress up and decorate for Halloween. It is more fun for everyone if you are in to it...and it also entitles you to some candy. :)
14. Give awards for actual achievements.
15. Just throw away the poopy underwear.
16. Read to your kids in the morning at breakfast. Also use this time to practice spelling words. (Then check two things off of your To-do list).
17. Eat somewhere nice(er) instead of a fast food place, and order one entree for you and your kids and split it. This will save you money, and is not as gross.
18. Independence is a wonderful thing for everyone...and so is together time. Make sure you have a healthy dose of both.
19. Volunteer in your child's classroom. You can help the teacher, as well as observe how your child interacts with the other children in the class.
20. Teach your children healthy eating habits, and then don't beat yourself up when you have Cold Cereal occasionally for dinner.
21. It is OK to have your own hobbies.
22. Don't compare your kids to others. Just love and embrace the child that they are.
23. Expose your children to different races, religions, and ideas than your own. (Especially if you life in a community that is filled with people who all look and act the same as you.)
24. Don't compare yourself to other moms either.
25. Love every day with your kids. Don't pine for their infanthood, or babyhood too much, or your run the risk of missing their childhood. Find joy in every stage they go through.
26. Motherhood makes you a crazy person. Accept it and move on.
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FYF
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The Mayan
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09/09/09
So, my birthday was a day filled with a lot of craziness. First, My sister brought me some breakfast (which was LOVELY...strawberry and cream cheese muffins).
Then, my mother and Marf took me out to purchase a skirt from the mall.
The final part of the day was a movie night with a bunch of people. I don't know what my problem was, but I asked the kids to take the pictures of that event, and there were mostly pictures of the dog, and the treats that were brought, but none of people...so I apologize. We watched "Twilight" with a Riff Track. It was HYSTERICAL!! (For those of you not in the know about Riff Trax, they are tracks that you can buy that play along with movies and make fun of them. They are done by the same people that did Mystery Science Theatre back in the day.) I highly recommend watching that movie that way. And, if your have a husband that didn't originally want to watch it, he would watch it this way. :)
Posted by Gandalf at 7:33 AM 2 comments
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things!!!
I woke up on Sunday morning to find my kids doing this ridiculous thing. I think you will agree that it not only needed to be videoed, but shared with the world as well...
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